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Xcellent, my royalty payments are looking Xtreme(ly) good! I'm quite Xcited about the increased Pace of this potential Xtra income. I might have to Xcape the taxman next year and Xplore some offshore havens and become an Xile (sorry, haven't got a boat of this name, yet...)

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But, but, but, it has reflective deck elastics!

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Aled wrote: an Xile (sorry, haven't got a boat of this name, yet...)

;-)
I think I'll take out the trademark for that then so I can get a share of your royalties :)

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Xeunt Jim
Jim, you can't Xeunt on your own, you have to Xit.
Or is limited Latin your Xcuse?

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Xpensive!

Xheers,

Xom

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So we have a retractable skeg! An adjustable backrest! A recess for a compass! And, what's this, A FOOTBRACE!!!

Whoa! What a machine. Good 13-1400 bucks worth of boat right there. So what are they missing from the ad? Titanium hull? Diamond crusted hatch covers? Bluetooth? Tiderace completely jumped the shark?

Enlighten me?

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Kayaks'N'Beer wrote:So what are they missing from the ad?


Accurate placement of decimal points?

On the other hand it has made this seem like a bargain!

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Coming soon...

The Xcessive, the Xpensive, the Xclusive, the Xoribitant, and the Xtort

And if Aled becomes a (tax) Xile and can't Xplain himself, the Xchequer might have to Xtradite him or send some heavies to Xtract or Xterminate him

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I'm begging, now, could we please stop with the X-thing soon? I've been banging my head against the desk at work and it's getting me some funny looks!

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Good spot Mark, sorry my fault, was working on the site yesterday and 'left' a working page visible whoops! Better get on and finish it off.

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Xtraordinary!

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No Kayak wrote:Xtraordinary!
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We'll have to stop,

Kayaks N Beer is getting really Xasperated.....


RelaX man, RelaX :o)

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He needs xamining by a medical practitioner. ;)

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Subtle0ne wrote:Good spot Mark, sorry my fault, was working on the site yesterday and 'left' a working page visible whoops! Better get on and finish it off.
I didn't spot it, it came off Facebook...
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ian johnston wrote:We'll have to stop,

Kayaks N Beer is getting really Xasperated.....


RelaX man, RelaX :o)

Kind Regards
One more quip like that and you'll see me Xplode!

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Chris Bolton wrote:
Xeunt Jim
Jim, you can't Xeunt on your own, you have to Xit.
Or is limited Latin your Xcuse?

Chris
My Latin is rather Xiguous and limited to a couple of mottos:

Mens molem agitat (Newcastle Uni motto, and the reason the Mens bar in the union was not sexist although I beleive it may have changed its name now)

and

Nil illigitemus carborundum (Fletcher from Porridge)

Possibly one of those is not actually text book latin?

I didn't Xpect anyone to take Xception at the X game?

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Resale on my Xplore S just went up big time whooooo hooooooooooo

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Graham T wrote:Resale on my Xplore S just went up big time whooooo hooooooooooo
Xponentially?

(if you can't beat them - shit through their letterbox)

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As long as they're not foreign, that would be xenophobic.

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Kayaks'N'Beer wrote:Image

Xpletive deleted?! :o)


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That's two X's in one word, in case anyone's counting. Thread over - I win!

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