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S**t Kayakers say

Post by ol » Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:31 am

Well, not any I know but.....S**t Kayakers Say. ( Warning, contains the word S**t)

S**t Mountainbikers say (Warning, also contains the word S**t)

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Post by Eliza Dolittle » Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:08 pm

Oh dear, they missed out ...

..."Filmed on location"

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Post by ken_nic » Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:54 pm

My favorite- S**t Skiers Say

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Post by Niall Milner » Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:31 pm

"Dude, there was A girl at that kayakers party......."

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Post by Mark R » Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:40 am

"The Dart was on x steps"



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Post by NickH » Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:21 pm

Excuse me, can you just do my drysuit zip?

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Post by mundibananas » Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:17 pm

Can someone help me with my spray deck please? It's new.
When are we stopping for lunch?
I've got pins and needles / my legs have gone dead (interchangeable)
What happens if we go left/right/through the middle* ? *delete as appropriate
Whats the worse that can happen?
which eddy?
Is he signalling to me?
You want me to breakout where?
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Post by Jim_MWX » Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:59 pm

NickH wrote:Excuse me, can you just do my drysuit zip?
I had the opposite when instructing in the Lake District. With all the sorting of kit, loading the trailer etc I totally forgot to get someone to unzip the drysuit. Didn't want to get into the van in wet gear so had to wait about 10 mins for some dog walkers to appear. And yes, they though it was a strange request!
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Post by Dinoboy » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:29 pm

Shit kayakers say: 'We have all the best rivers in the North'
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Post by TheKrikkitWars » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:33 pm

[upon meeting new group] "I'm a Level such and such coach/I've got my x star"
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Re: S**t Kayakers say

Post by Adrian Cooper » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:42 pm

You can't paddle that, it's too low. I know 'cos I'm local.

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Post by TheKrikkitWars » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:47 pm

Well we've driven a long way...
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Re: S**t Kayakers say

Post by holmfirthkayak » Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:35 pm

'What length shaft you got?'

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Re: S**t Kayakers say

Post by mattdennies » Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:38 pm

'Yeh this one time when I was in... "insert- Uganda, Norway, Iceland, France, Austria, America, Canada etc."

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Re: S**t Kayakers say

Post by Bryn_420 » Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:46 pm

'I've got lot's of paddling experience'

10 seconds, 1 frantic swim later...

'it is only in sit on tops'

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Re: S**t Kayakers say

Post by water-rider » Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:35 am

What?? We do have all the best rivers up north...Its fact

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Re: S**t Kayakers say

Post by Performance Kayaks » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:23 am

My favorite.

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Re: S**t Kayakers say

Post by Dinoboy » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:21 pm

Can you take me down the Glen, Upper dart etc...
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Re: S**t Kayakers say

Post by Randy Fandango » Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:14 pm

Bryn_420 wrote:'I've got lot's of paddling experience'

10 seconds, 1 frantic swim later...

'it is only in sit on tops'
Aah -- you've been present at assessments at Lee Valley then? :-)
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Post by TheKrikkitWars » Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:48 pm

In a non ironic way:
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  • "I really enjoyed that dub mix"
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Post by Dinoboy » Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:56 pm

"The drop after cafe wave has got much stickier, definitely class 4 now..."
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Re: S**t Kayakers say

Post by DaveBland » Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:17 pm

"They're not going anywhere [tying boats on]
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Re: S**t Kayakers say

Post by p.r.unicycles » Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:54 am

This had to be dragged up for the video i just came across...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 83nyCuiMIE
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Re: S**t Kayakers say

Post by Andy Wilson » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:44 pm

DaveBland wrote:"They're not going anywhere [tying boats on]
"That's Bombers!" (as in bomb proof). Usually, followed about 5 mins later, by flying boats.....

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Re: S**t Kayakers say

Post by Bryn_420 » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:47 pm

Randy Fandango wrote:
Bryn_420 wrote:'I've got lot's of paddling experience'

10 seconds, 1 frantic swim later...

'it is only in sit on tops'
Aah -- you've been present at assessments at Lee Valley then? :-)
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Nononoo, It was at Eastmills. A mate's girlfriend said she was practically pro. Went straight over in the eddie and had to be pulled upright

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Re: S**t Kayakers say

Post by Andy Wilson » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:49 pm

My faves:

"Lets' get naked!"

"No peer pressure, you big......"

"It's all in the Trunk Rotation"

"Beware the Eddy Monster"

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Re: S**t Kayakers say

Post by feelingjustfine » Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:53 am

Do you remember that day on the Etive where it was quite high?
dam the dart :)

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Post by TheKrikkitWars » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:21 am

Andy Wilson wrote:
DaveBland wrote:"They're not going anywhere [tying boats on]
"That's Bombers!" (as in bomb proof). Usually, followed about 5 mins later, by flying boats.....
"Be reet, we're not going far"
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