What sort of boat is your Girlfriend/boyfriend/partner?

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What sort of boat is your Girlfriend/boyfriend/partner?

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Hi
Well..! Thinking about this one, is Mrs Grumpy a DR Thruster, fast, loose, exciting, high performance, difficult to control and difficult to roll or is she the Space Cadet, fun, reliable, a good all rounder but never really pushes it to the edge. Or is she the Ronnin, slow hard work, doesn't do anything at all very well, in fact down right boring. I dare not say. Have you got more bottle than me, or less to lose?

Grumpy in trouble.

PS- Mrs Grumpy says I'm a Roto bat, old and hard to get vertical.
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Absolute classic Lloyd! You're a braver man than me!

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Mines an RPM - retains classic lines that can still catch the eye! Modesty forbids further comment, but this must be a post that's custom made for Peakfreak ;-)

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Something like this:

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(Photo stolen from google images)

Sexy, unusual, and a little bit kinky... ;D
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clarky999 wrote:Something like this:

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(Photo stolen from google images)

Sexy, unusual, and a little bit kinky...
Must resist.................................................

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Topo Duo anyone?

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Glyn B wrote:Absolute classic Lloyd! You're a braver man than me!

;-) Of course he is!!!!!!! ;-) So come on then Glyn - what is she?


Mrs Grumpy is a very, very nice lady I would have to say!

My other half?? Much like his creeker - generous and dependable!! With a bit of the ZG thrown in for fun!! Hee Hee, what a mixture!

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Super EZ




hahahahahaha
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Ryan P wrote:Super EZ




hahahahahaha

Just imagine if she saw that now Ryan, you wouldn't be long saying "Oh princess I'm so sorry, all the other boys were saying things like that and I was bullied into saying it, please princess I'm so sorry"


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It's gotta be a Wavesport XXX....

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Could she be a Jackson 4Fun perhaps or a Perception Whip-it??
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Dominatrix?!

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Adrian Shanahan wrote:
Ryan P wrote:Super EZ




hahahahahaha

Just imagine if she saw that now Ryan, you wouldn't be long saying "Oh princess I'm so sorry, all the other boys were saying things like that and I was bullied into saying it, please princess I'm so sorry"


You know its the truth.
Ok ok I'll change it to prijon's

L.U.V.


hahahaha
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I think mine would be a Nicky Bless.
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My wife thinks shes the Jefe!!
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Creeker. Solid and dependable, well rounded lines and a bit on the heavy side. Fantastic when the going gets tough.

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shanclan wrote:deleted
Oooops..! Be careful.
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Riot Dominatrix. Nuff said.
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Mine would be a Princess, has nothing to do with canoeing, but classy and fun

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Inflatable!

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buck197 wrote:Could she be a Jackson 4Fun perhaps or a Perception Whip-it??
Wishful thinking Brian!
Inflatable!

Liam: lol. Have you heard Tim Minchin's song about love?

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Sit on top !!
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ERRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMM
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husky wrote:Sit on top !!
Whiplash
Disco
Dominatrix
ERRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMM
Mrs Cooper never looks on hear ( thank God )
Steve

Hee Hee, I don't think she would be insulted by any of that! I wouldn't! Mrs Husky is also lovely!! Just spreading a bit of love here!!! ;-)

How would she describe you Steve? ;-)
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Grumpy old man wrote:
shanclan wrote:deleted
Oooops..! Be careful.
Oh alright then.

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Dont know what boat, But if she was a river... It would be a Grade VI+ pain in the arse
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Mine's the "Romany", Gypsy-Woman :P
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paddledragger wrote:
husky wrote:Sit on top !!
Whiplash
Disco
Dominatrix
ERRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMM
Mrs Cooper never looks on hear ( thank God )
Steve

Hee Hee, I don't think she would be insulted by any of that! I wouldn't! Mrs Husky is also lovely!! Just spreading a bit of love here!!! ;-)

How would she describe you Steve? ;-)
HERCULES big & comfy
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John Saunders wrote:...but this must be a post that's custom made for Peakfreak ;-)
Well I was going to refrain from making any comment but...
clarky999 wrote:Sexy, unusual, and a little bit kinky... ;D
Along came this comment, which I thought mmm... worthy of the predictable peakfreak comment, but no I resisted until...
KieranM wrote:Dominatrix?!
Well with this comment shortly followed by...
Liam wrote:Inflatable!
you've only got yourselves to blame.

FNARR! FNARR! Shlurp!:-)

As for Mrs Peakfreak, she's gotta be a squirt boat, well she is for me anyhow. ;-)
Oh I'm going to hell for that one.

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