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Post by Poke » Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:22 pm

As always, no prizes, but I'm sure there must be some cracking captions for this photo:
(taken from Photopath's flickr album of the Etive Race)

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Post by David Fairweather » Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:24 pm

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Post by little tim » Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:27 pm

'The rescue team noticed the Burne brothers getting ready and took precautions.'


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Post by markyparky » Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:32 pm

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Post by SwamP » Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:34 pm

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Post by George Mcmillan » Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:41 pm

The only safe way to look at triple falls today was with a kitecam.

Or

Why do we have all this safety kit on to fly kites? In the rain?

All in all a fantastic event.

We had a look at the tribs of the Etive and they were huge.

Pinball looked insane.

Did anyone get any footage of Triple at it's highest on Saturday?


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Post by Scuba Steve » Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:44 pm

The rescue rangers all forgot to check for pylons before they launched their rope rescue.

or

Unknowingly to the rangers, the work experience boy filled their bags with helium.
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Post by AndyK » Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:52 pm

Go web go!!!

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Post by VirtBlue » Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:59 pm

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Post by peakfreak » Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:48 pm

Now thats what I call Silly String

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Post by DaveWarren » Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:51 pm

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Post by LJF » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:33 pm

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Post by kendomat » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:48 pm

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Post by k.shark » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:14 pm

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Post by Steve Davies » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:35 pm

Brave kayakers rescue fisherman who is out of his depth!!

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Post by boomer » Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:11 pm

Hey there you in the boat. Can you throw out bags back!!!! Please.

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Post by Pigeonnest » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:18 pm

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Post by janet brown » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:25 pm

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Post by gtn33 » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:51 pm

The UK synchronised extreme cable installation reach the finals!

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Post by Dave @ TRC » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:59 pm

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Post by Performance Kayaks » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:52 pm

Erm, well it was like this.

Bob got his line caught in a tree so Tony lobbed his to try and knock Bob's out. I thought I'd have a go from this angle, and that's when you turned up with that damn camera!

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Post by garya » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:49 am

Buzz lightyears offer to do the live bait rescue created some unexpected problems.

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Post by capsized8 » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:57 am

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Post by Ruby2 » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:04 am

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Post by quicky » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:20 pm

Extreme fishing

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Post by garya » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:28 pm

Big air loop and popout rescue is another key skill the team mastered



Although the competitor did manage the biggest air loop of the day, he was subsequently disqualified when helium was found in his air bags after we got him down..

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Post by Digimeister » Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:45 pm

I see you and the runt only came 4th, Tim? Poor showing! Let the excuses start...

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