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When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 3:03 pm
by morsey
and you realise ...

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 3:47 pm
by roo
.....you may have left the handbrake off

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 6:46 pm
by DaveBland
...it's rising fast and you parked way too close to the river.
(Okay, it was in the Lakes)

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:41 am
by morsey
... and you realise the collective group amassed paddling experience of that river adds up to around sixty years. And, there are just two of you in the group!

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:22 am
by hazzachoss
...and you realise morsey has no mates so just posts any pointless garbage he can think of here

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 11:01 am
by morsey
...and you realise it's not just under the bridges where trolls live.

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:00 pm
by Garry
and you realise you have left the keys for the shuttle car at the top of the river....again.......

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:49 pm
by frazerp
...that you are somehow downstream of the takeout

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 5:16 pm
by DaveBland
...and you realise it was all just a daydream and you are actually on the Barle.

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 8:37 pm
by jsymonds
you left the car at the get-out on a different river...

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 12:15 am
by chicklechives
It's dark, again
Time to reassess the faff-laden folk you're paddling with

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 8:14 am
by Buckerz
... there is no cruising, only scraping in Wales

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 1:35 pm
by banzer
...and you find a bag of weed on the rocks while getting out to scout (Llugwy... Mincer I think)... and it's you 30th birthday :) :)

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 2:43 pm
by MikeVeal
That despite your pimped out floursecent flip paint colour scheme, widened arches, low skirts and dropped/strectched/stanced boat, the sheep just aren't noticing you. What do those locals hanging out with them and talking to them have that you don't???

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 2:54 pm
by morsey
... it's always worth listening to Derek.
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Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:03 pm
by mudlark
You have left the keys of some else's car at the start - and they have to make a quick get away in their car from which is at the takeout

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2016 6:21 pm
by P00nslayer
...and you realise you left your car keys on the back deck of the director when you slid down the hill by the get in :( on your birthday.

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 11:34 am
by sundaykayaker
You start screaming. Cose the conversation p00nslayer has shared with you during the drive up has left an image in your head you can't get rid off.... And u know u r going to have to drive back with him :(

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 1:13 pm
by TechnoEngineer
...and you're regretting the earlier decision not to "go", confident that you'd be able to "hold it in".

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 10:48 pm
by gp.girl
and you're chasing a boat (plus the car keys*) down the upper Tryweryn and you've got one chance to get it safe.

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 9:03 am
by roo
...but stress levels are contained as not only does the boat and car keys eddy out at the cafe wave, safety, control and a loo are all available in one accessible location, there's a moment of clarity as you hit the perfect line straight into the bowl along with your own car keys and phone, should have checked those zipped pockets carefully......

Re: When you are cruising a Welsh classic river...

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 9:46 am
by morsey
...and your friend (who shall remain nameless) drops right into the middle of the pit of the "Fall with no name" at over one on the gauge and gets spun on his stern in a Toro...


...then on your next lap, in the dark, you shout "Rich (Who works at Canoe & Kayak Store) you're an idiot, you did it again, you're so lucky" after he went even deeper into the pit and was squidged out just avoiding being pushed into the cave.