Help Jonny Hawkins (of BUKE fame)!!!

[callum s]

Jonny Hawkins (of BUKE fame) is a poor dissatisfied kayaker from somewhere in Englandshire whose life needs spicing up, those of you who know Jonny personally (lucky you! I heard he is sort of a big deal, he was on BUKE 2011!!!) will know he is often downhearted and generally unenthusiastic, its a real drag to get him motivated*...

BUT YOU CAN HELP HIM!

What Jonny (BUKE 2011 legend) doesn't know is that he needs a mean afro. If he grew back the super cool super sexy AFRO he stylishly sported as a teenager his life would be incredibly enriched, there would be a new spring in his step and the joys and thrills of life would return to him in all their glory!

All facegeekers please take a moment to help Jonny find his destined way in life; the afro way. Please "attend" this event.

https://www.facebook.com/events/341988835865829/343677485696964/?notif_t=plan_mall_activity

Thanks! Jonny will be grateful!

With afro (look at his happy face):


Without afro (look at his sad face):


*This entire paragraph is in fact almost totally untrue, I just made it up on the spot (apart from the BUKE bit, he really was on it!).

[fishymaguire]

A worthy cause if ever there was one.

[DaveBland]

I've never met Jonny, but I suspect that you have it all wrong. To a casual observer, the difference in happiness seems more likely down the the presence or lack lack of cans of Stella. I would prescribe large quantities straight away.

[Big Henry]

At least he doesn't appear to need to wear a plastic bib now, but that may also be a symptom of a lack of Stella.