Got £10K spare?

[Mark R]

[Aled]

Xcellent, my royalty payments are looking Xtreme(ly) good! I'm quite Xcited about the increased Pace of this potential Xtra income. I might have to Xcape the taxman next year and Xplore some offshore havens and become an Xile (sorry, haven't got a boat of this name, yet...)

;-)

[Oarsome]

But, but, but, it has reflective deck elastics!

[Jim]

an Xile (sorry, haven't got a boat of this name, yet...)

;-)

I think I'll take out the trademark for that then so I can get a share of your royalties :)

Xeunt Jim, stage left, with his coat.

[Chris Bolton]

Xeunt Jim

Jim, you can't Xeunt on your own, you have to Xit.
Or is limited Latin your Xcuse?

Chris

[tommfuller]

Xpensive!

Xheers,

Xom

[Kayaks'N'Beer]

So we have a retractable skeg! An adjustable backrest! A recess for a compass! And, what's this, A FOOTBRACE!!!

Whoa! What a machine. Good 13-1400 bucks worth of boat right there. So what are they missing from the ad? Titanium hull? Diamond crusted hatch covers? Bluetooth? Tiderace completely jumped the shark?

Enlighten me?

[tommfuller]

So what are they missing from the ad?

Accurate placement of decimal points?

On the other hand it has made this seem like a bargain!

Cheers,

Tom.

[Matt P]

Coming soon...

The Xcessive, the Xpensive, the Xclusive, the Xoribitant, and the Xtort

And if Aled becomes a (tax) Xile and can't Xplain himself, the Xchequer might have to Xtradite him or send some heavies to Xtract or Xterminate him

[Kayaks'N'Beer]

I'm begging, now, could we please stop with the X-thing soon? I've been banging my head against the desk at work and it's getting me some funny looks!

[Subtle0ne]

Good spot Mark, sorry my fault, was working on the site yesterday and 'left' a working page visible whoops! Better get on and finish it off.

[No Kayak]

Xtraordinary!

[Kayaks'N'Beer]

Xtraordinary!

[ian johnston]

We'll have to stop,

Kayaks N Beer is getting really Xasperated.....


RelaX man, RelaX :o)

Kind Regards

[No Kayak]

He needs xamining by a medical practitioner. ;)

[Mark R]

Good spot Mark, sorry my fault, was working on the site yesterday and 'left' a working page visible whoops! Better get on and finish it off.

I didn't spot it, it came off Facebook...

[Kayaks'N'Beer]

We'll have to stop,

Kayaks N Beer is getting really Xasperated.....


RelaX man, RelaX :o)

Kind Regards

One more quip like that and you'll see me Xplode!

[Jim]

Xeunt Jim

Jim, you can't Xeunt on your own, you have to Xit.
Or is limited Latin your Xcuse?

Chris

My Latin is rather Xiguous and limited to a couple of mottos:

Mens molem agitat (Newcastle Uni motto, and the reason the Mens bar in the union was not sexist although I beleive it may have changed its name now)

and

Nil illigitemus carborundum (Fletcher from Porridge)

Possibly one of those is not actually text book latin?

I didn't Xpect anyone to take Xception at the X game?

[Graham T]

Resale on my Xplore S just went up big time whooooo hooooooooooo

[Kayaks'N'Beer]

Resale on my Xplore S just went up big time whooooo hooooooooooo

Xponentially?

(if you can't beat them - shit through their letterbox)

[No Kayak]

As long as they're not foreign, that would be xenophobic.

[Kayaks'N'Beer]

[ian johnston]

Xpletive deleted?! :o)


Ian

[Kayaks'N'Beer]

That's two X's in one word, in case anyone's counting. Thread over - I win!